what's goin' on with susan?
I've done graphic design work informally for years.  I'm finally taking it seriously and have started my own graphic design business.  Please come visit my website!!  www.tallmangraphics.com

Me and my girls the summer after my mastectomy. 
Still smilin'. Probably  the drugs, who knows?
Susan's got an idea!!  We know... we know.  But, seriously.  This IS IT!!

She plunked a straw hat on her head, took a walk on a picturesque sandy beach and thunk up the biggest idea she's ever had.  (Workin' in a middle school has rendered Mary too exhausted to think anymore, so she took pictures while Susan thought her thoughts.)

Here's the plan:  We need to reinvent ourselves!  A RE-DO!  Susan and Mary need a make-over.  Presto-chango.  Like Madonna does.

A new logo!  A new website!  A new mission!  We're gonna be very busy.  We'll probably need to hire a personal assistant to keep up with us!  No kiddin'.

So, y'all get ready... cuz this time, I think she means business.  She's gettin a lil' bossy ("WRITE, Mary!!", "QUIT YOUR JOB, Mary!!", "DRIVE THE CARPOOL Mary!!" ...you get the picture)  I'm pretty sure she ain't playin' around.
Susan Tallman.  Madonna. 
Pretty much the same thing.
Put on a little lipstick.
You'll be fine.
ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.....
All we ever wanted was to be taken seriously.
For cryin' out loud.  Is that too much to ask?