Susan and Mary - beauty shop guys.
what about mary?
Doin' great.  Thanks for askin'. 

Somehow things got all crazy and the next thing ya know, I'm the Church Lady. Seriously. I work at church! I know. I know. Shut up. Oh, sorry, I mean... Jesus loves you.

My husband is the world's most enthusiastic high school geometry teacher. Bless my heart.

Mary, Tracie and Susan gettin' flung around Lake Keowee for the sake of entertainin' the young'uns. 
We're definitely gonna die on this damn thing one day.
hi.
my dog.
I vacation in a trailer park.
"Yes, Raggedy Ann, dreams do come true.  Just wait and see."
Mary's 2011 New Years Resolution:
Re-lose the fifteen pounds I re-gained after losin' them last year.  I know.  Higher level math. It's complicated.  Ask my husband. The new math teacher.

Oh, and also, I'm the Church Lady. Peace be with you.
I think it's nice to be a church lady.
Mary's mom simply LOVES to see her old high school pictures here on the internet. She thanks Mary and Susan every chance she gets.